1 00:00:46,185 --> 00:00:48,619 Trust me, I know what I'm doing. 2 00:00:57,745 --> 00:01:02,739 Hammer! In my office right now! Right this minute, Hammer! 3 00:01:04,145 --> 00:01:06,101 Hammer, I got a problem. 4 00:01:07,145 --> 00:01:10,182 Do you know the reporter Phil Gumm from Action News? 5 00:01:10,265 --> 00:01:13,302 I don't watch the news, I make it. 6 00:01:13,905 --> 00:01:17,614 He wants to ride along with one of us for one day. 7 00:01:17,705 --> 00:01:20,503 - So what's the problem? - He chose you! 8 00:01:20,585 --> 00:01:23,019 - Why me? - Because, on paper, 9 00:01:23,105 --> 00:01:25,061 you have a perfect arrest record. 10 00:01:25,145 --> 00:01:27,943 You have put over a thousand men behind bars. 11 00:01:28,025 --> 00:01:30,823 God knows if any of them are guilty of anything! 12 00:01:30,905 --> 00:01:35,854 - They looked guilty to me. - You don't understand my dilemma. 13 00:01:35,945 --> 00:01:38,903 I've been fighting with City Hall for over two months. 14 00:01:38,985 --> 00:01:43,501 They're talking about making cutbacks. The Mayor's threatening this department. 15 00:01:43,585 --> 00:01:45,940 Do you understand what I am saying? 16 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:50,375 - You want me to kill the Mayor. - No! 17 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:57,297 I'm saying this report could either help us or hurt us. 18 00:01:57,385 --> 00:02:00,104 It could be good PR or bad PR. 19 00:02:00,185 --> 00:02:03,734 I'm ordering you to act responsibly. 20 00:02:04,505 --> 00:02:06,063 Don't worry, 21 00:02:06,145 --> 00:02:10,104 me and my one-man band will give him some wholesome family entertainment! 22 00:02:10,185 --> 00:02:12,141 Put that gun away. 23 00:02:13,465 --> 00:02:16,025 Now, get the hell outta here! 24 00:02:19,025 --> 00:02:21,983 Over here is where we do our fingerprinting. 25 00:02:22,745 --> 00:02:25,657 That man over there is a fiendish killer. 26 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:28,020 Tied his dates to a Magic Fingers bed. 27 00:02:28,105 --> 00:02:31,142 - 12 women massaged to death. - How awfuI. 28 00:02:31,225 --> 00:02:33,580 Made the Ten Most Wanted list. 29 00:02:33,665 --> 00:02:36,463 Also made Cosmo's Bachelor of the Month. 30 00:02:36,545 --> 00:02:39,742 Hi. You must be that Mr Gumm I've heard so much about. 31 00:02:41,025 --> 00:02:43,698 Hammer... this is the reporter. 32 00:02:44,745 --> 00:02:50,502 Oh. Hi. I'm Inspector Hammer. How's that story going so far? 33 00:02:50,585 --> 00:02:55,215 All I've seen is a bunch of policemen hanging around and not doing much. 34 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:57,739 Just wait till you see me in action, paI. 35 00:02:57,825 --> 00:03:01,135 Doreau, can I see you for a second, please? 36 00:03:01,905 --> 00:03:05,261 I want you to do something for me today. It's very important. 37 00:03:05,345 --> 00:03:09,497 - Sir, I can handle anything. - Keep Hammer under controI. 38 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,377 I'll settle for no gunplay. 39 00:03:15,065 --> 00:03:18,023 Just try for no gunplay on camera, all right? 40 00:03:18,105 --> 00:03:22,064 If you make a good showing today, I can tell City Hall to go stuff it. 41 00:03:22,145 --> 00:03:25,103 Admit it, punk, you were trying to steaI a car. 42 00:03:25,185 --> 00:03:29,736 But that cop said he had no handcuffs so he ties me to his fender like a deer. 43 00:03:29,825 --> 00:03:35,183 Then he called me names. He called me Bambi. Hey, there he is! That's him! 44 00:03:35,265 --> 00:03:37,654 - Who's that? - My favourite hood ornament. 45 00:03:37,745 --> 00:03:40,134 - I didn't have handcuffs... - Could we drive? 46 00:03:40,225 --> 00:03:42,181 We have business to take care of. 47 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:51,021 I realise you're driving, but could you look to the camera? 48 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:53,539 I wanna catch your good side, OK? 49 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:57,777 Mr Gumm, today you're gonna find out what it's like to be a reaI cop. 50 00:03:57,865 --> 00:04:01,744 It's not like the guys on TV - JT Hooker shooting moon men. 51 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,577 Ahh! Hammer! 52 00:04:05,385 --> 00:04:07,501 Being a cop is stench, it's bodies... 53 00:04:07,585 --> 00:04:11,055 .. it's floating corpses. 54 00:04:11,145 --> 00:04:14,933 Ever see a body that's been Iying in an alley for two weeks? 55 00:04:15,025 --> 00:04:18,779 - No. - Well, we'll do it after lunch. 56 00:04:19,585 --> 00:04:22,736 - What was that? - A plate. It came from over there. 57 00:04:22,825 --> 00:04:25,976 We'll put a stop to this right now, whatever it is. 58 00:04:28,665 --> 00:04:32,214 Aghhh! I can't stand the smell of lacquer on your breath! 59 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,057 That's liquor, you hag! 60 00:04:34,145 --> 00:04:37,854 - All right, freeze! Police! - Phil Gumm, Action News. 61 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,379 - Thank God you're here! - All right, drop it, fella. 62 00:04:40,465 --> 00:04:44,299 Nice and easy. 63 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:48,742 Hey, what's with the cameras? We're not fighting here. 64 00:04:48,825 --> 00:04:52,374 Where did the broken plates come from? A Greek wedding? 65 00:04:52,465 --> 00:04:55,138 Listen, people, I'm running out of patience reaI fast. 66 00:04:55,225 --> 00:04:59,662 I wanna hear how this whole thing got started and I wanna hear it right now! 67 00:05:00,385 --> 00:05:02,341 I can't say on TV. 68 00:05:03,465 --> 00:05:06,616 Can't you just give me a hint? Oh, come on, just a... 69 00:05:07,905 --> 00:05:09,657 Whisper it in my ear. 70 00:05:14,425 --> 00:05:16,416 - Oh, you're a lousy lover. - Why...! 71 00:05:17,825 --> 00:05:20,578 Listen, paI, why don't you try eating oysters, huh? 72 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:23,020 - Hammer, please! - It's a good suggestion! 73 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,539 Let me handle this. 74 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,581 It's not gonna work. 75 00:05:28,505 --> 00:05:33,943 - Sir, you look like a sensitive man... - Oh, him? Get serious! 76 00:05:34,025 --> 00:05:37,984 Will you stop? Please! Every couple has their ups and downs. 77 00:05:38,065 --> 00:05:41,057 - How long have you been married? - A week. 78 00:05:42,825 --> 00:05:46,818 OK. Well, promise me you'll go and have some counselling on this, OK? 79 00:05:46,905 --> 00:05:50,420 Yeah, yeah, sure, baby, I promise. 80 00:05:50,505 --> 00:05:54,464 He's Iying! You're not gonna leave me here with him? Please! 81 00:05:54,545 --> 00:05:59,494 Listen, ma'am, just between you and me, I'm not a big fan of counselling, OK? 82 00:06:00,425 --> 00:06:04,054 So, if he gives you any more trouble... use this. 83 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:10,063 Let's go. You be good. We're outta here. 84 00:06:10,145 --> 00:06:12,739 - Come on! - OK, take it easy, take it easy! 85 00:06:12,825 --> 00:06:16,101 Gimme the money in the safe! Hurry up! I'll blow your head off! 86 00:06:16,185 --> 00:06:17,937 Take it easy! 87 00:06:19,785 --> 00:06:21,935 Here you go. You filth! That's for charity! 88 00:06:22,025 --> 00:06:23,981 - Shut up and give me the money! - Here! 89 00:06:24,065 --> 00:06:26,863 - Anything else? - Yeah, gimme two lottery tickets. 90 00:06:29,185 --> 00:06:31,141 Here you go. Here. 91 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:36,577 First you play Dr Ruth, then you take a coffee-and-doughnut break. 92 00:06:36,665 --> 00:06:41,420 All you've done is confirm the stereotype of the police. I am not impressed. 93 00:06:41,505 --> 00:06:45,180 OK, I would like to address that particular stereotype if I may. 94 00:06:45,265 --> 00:06:46,618 Fine. 95 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:51,654 Your stereotypicaI doughnut is nothing but dough and sugar fried in fat, right? 96 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:56,023 That fat gums up your arteries and goes to your brain and you turn liberaI. 97 00:06:56,105 --> 00:07:00,781 Then Barry Manilow is on the turntable and you're voting for gun controI! 98 00:07:00,865 --> 00:07:03,902 See what I'm saying? See the connection? 99 00:07:03,985 --> 00:07:07,136 - Yes, yes. - That's why I eat granola. 100 00:07:09,745 --> 00:07:12,418 - I'd like a cup of coffee, please? - What? 101 00:07:12,505 --> 00:07:14,621 Oh, yeah... sure. 102 00:07:16,905 --> 00:07:19,465 - Get that camera off me! - What's the matter? 103 00:07:19,545 --> 00:07:22,218 I'm camera-shy. I was a child actor. 104 00:07:25,225 --> 00:07:26,783 - Hey! - What? 105 00:07:26,865 --> 00:07:30,824 Better close that safe. Some braindead rodent's gonna rob you. 106 00:07:33,065 --> 00:07:35,625 - Here. Goodbye. - I gotta pay you, don't I? 107 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:39,254 On the house. Just get outta here. I gotta close up shop. 108 00:07:39,345 --> 00:07:43,463 - Wait, this place is open 24 hours... - Where am I? 109 00:07:47,585 --> 00:07:50,657 Take this, Doreau. Know what I'll do to you? 110 00:07:51,665 --> 00:07:54,702 Stick your head in that microwave and set it on "sandwich"! 111 00:07:54,785 --> 00:07:58,016 - You can't do that! - No setting for sandwich? 112 00:07:59,465 --> 00:08:01,456 - This is appalling! - That's right. 113 00:08:01,545 --> 00:08:04,298 The only reason I steaI is cos I ain't got enough to eat. 114 00:08:04,385 --> 00:08:07,821 Oh, are you hungry? That's it? Cover him, Doreau. 115 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:11,864 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna give him a little bit of lunch. 116 00:08:14,425 --> 00:08:17,940 That's expired two weeks ago. He can't eat that. 117 00:08:18,025 --> 00:08:20,937 Ohh, six weeks old. That's much better. 118 00:08:22,425 --> 00:08:24,575 This is... Ooh, expired 1968. 119 00:08:25,145 --> 00:08:28,933 '67, '66. Look at this. Good, good, good. 120 00:08:31,905 --> 00:08:34,021 - Eat. - You can't make him eat that. 121 00:08:34,105 --> 00:08:37,142 Well, he's nothing but scum and bones. Eat! 122 00:08:54,465 --> 00:08:58,174 1959. Very good year for horseradish. 123 00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:04,457 Oh, he should've saved room for dessert! 124 00:09:06,185 --> 00:09:11,134 So our police can't solve a crime unless they've the dumb luck to stumble on it. 125 00:09:11,225 --> 00:09:15,821 Well, that's not true, Mr Gumm. Part of our job is to prevent crime. 126 00:09:15,905 --> 00:09:20,376 - Statistics show a 45%... - You don't have to feed him that bunk. 127 00:09:20,465 --> 00:09:24,583 We found that crime because there's crime everywhere in this jungle. 128 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,735 A crime happens every 12 seconds... 129 00:09:26,825 --> 00:09:29,339 - Sledge, your car! - Right on time! 130 00:09:29,425 --> 00:09:32,337 Come back here, you tapeworm! 131 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:38,345 Get in! Sorry, police business. 132 00:09:43,225 --> 00:09:45,181 Go, go, go! 133 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:49,136 - I'm not sure this is a good idea. - Trust me, I know what I'm doing. 134 00:09:49,225 --> 00:09:51,785 - Come on, come on! - Hammer! 135 00:09:52,385 --> 00:09:54,615 Come on, come on, after him! 136 00:09:56,825 --> 00:10:00,613 I don't have insurance till next week. 137 00:10:12,225 --> 00:10:16,457 - Always remember to turn into the skid. - Just don't ask me to paralleI park. 138 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,345 Hammer, be carefuI! 139 00:10:23,145 --> 00:10:26,217 The brakes, hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! 140 00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:28,535 Everybody, jump! 141 00:10:41,305 --> 00:10:43,057 - You OK? - Yeah, fine. 142 00:10:43,705 --> 00:10:46,856 So does this mean I won't get my licence? 143 00:10:47,585 --> 00:10:49,541 Hammer, where's Gumm? 144 00:10:59,105 --> 00:11:01,778 - Think he's dead? - You'd better hope so. 145 00:11:06,945 --> 00:11:09,937 Doreau, I told you how important this was. 146 00:11:10,025 --> 00:11:13,222 You let me down. You let this precinct down. 147 00:11:13,785 --> 00:11:16,345 I just wanna say, in Hammer's defence... 148 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:20,384 - Shut up, Doreau. - Captain, let me just say that I am sorry. 149 00:11:20,465 --> 00:11:24,140 The next time you send a reporter out with me, I'll do a better job. 150 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:27,854 - Next time, next time? - Well, if there is a next time. 151 00:11:27,945 --> 00:11:30,857 Think I'll let you drive off a cliff with Dan Rather? 152 00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:34,699 No, no! I never repeat myself! 153 00:11:34,785 --> 00:11:38,664 Doreau, would you excuse us for a moment, please? 154 00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:40,497 Certainly. 155 00:11:40,585 --> 00:11:42,541 Close the door. Thank you. 156 00:11:44,425 --> 00:11:47,383 How can you joke after what you did to that poor man? 157 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:52,141 Poor? He makes 20 times what I do. Besides, he wanted to ride with me. 158 00:11:52,225 --> 00:11:54,534 You almost killed him! 159 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,742 Ah, well, the key word here, of course, is "almost". 160 00:11:57,825 --> 00:12:01,261 He's fine. I heard him screaming my name in the ambulance. 161 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:05,782 - I cannot believe what happened to him! - Hey, it was tough on all of us. 162 00:12:05,865 --> 00:12:10,302 The paint job on my car got scratched pretty bad. You don't see me crying. 163 00:12:10,385 --> 00:12:16,460 Hammer, I called him to apologise. He would not answer the phone. 164 00:12:17,305 --> 00:12:22,174 Well... he had, you know, two... broken arms 165 00:12:22,265 --> 00:12:25,940 and they're bad, I mean, they are busted in half! 166 00:12:26,025 --> 00:12:28,141 They got 'em back. 167 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:31,501 When this gets over the air, 168 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:35,214 men are going to lose their jobs, Hammer! 169 00:12:35,305 --> 00:12:39,856 Let's just... Really, now, take it easy. I'm sorry. I've been softening him up. 170 00:12:39,945 --> 00:12:45,383 I sent him candy and I sent him flowers and now there's... 171 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,263 Let me show you, I have to show you. 172 00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:53,055 Singing telegram. See if you like this. 173 00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:59,937 Ahhh! Just a note from your paI Sle-e-e-e-e-edge 174 00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:06,895 Sorry you fell off the le-e-e-edge 175 00:13:06,985 --> 00:13:08,941 Thank you very much. 176 00:13:09,825 --> 00:13:13,022 Well, I don't know. That was sorta cute, right? 177 00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:17,815 Little rhyme with the sledge-ledge and the "aa" rhyming scheme. 178 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:23,744 Hammer... is it your goaI to make my life a living hell? 179 00:13:24,985 --> 00:13:29,934 I don't really have any goals, Captain. I just try to take things day by day. 180 00:13:34,865 --> 00:13:37,743 'Beep!' 181 00:13:38,465 --> 00:13:41,025 The bird is speeding. 182 00:13:41,105 --> 00:13:46,498 You know, just once I'd like to see the coyote eat that feathered freak! 183 00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:49,338 - Ah, well. - Well, Hammer, it's time for the report. 184 00:13:49,425 --> 00:13:52,781 - That's right. Turn on the news, please. - Certainly. 185 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:59,141 'Coming up - downtown rocked by another Extortionist bombing. 186 00:13:59,225 --> 00:14:04,094 - 'Now, time for Gumm On The Street. ' - Don't worry, it's not gonna be that bad. 187 00:14:04,185 --> 00:14:07,336 'As you know, our police are facing massive lay-offs 188 00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:11,384 'so I took the opportunity to objectively observe them in action. 189 00:14:11,465 --> 00:14:15,014 - 'I was quite surprised at what I saw. ' - So far. so good. 190 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:20,099 'Our cops are nothing but a bunch of pistoI-packing, trigger-happy brutes. ' 191 00:14:20,185 --> 00:14:23,382 - Sorry he was so hard on you. - 'We don't have police. 192 00:14:23,465 --> 00:14:25,615 'We have frontier gunslingers. 193 00:14:25,705 --> 00:14:28,856 'You feeI they'd like to get up on a roof, start shooting, 194 00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:31,937 'and hope that they hit a criminaI!' 195 00:14:32,025 --> 00:14:34,380 Who needs to go on a roof, huh? 196 00:14:34,465 --> 00:14:37,025 'How dangerous are our police? 197 00:14:37,105 --> 00:14:42,259 'Let's say, I spent one day with them and came away with two broken arms 198 00:14:42,345 --> 00:14:46,463 'and I consider myself very lucky. ' 199 00:14:47,425 --> 00:14:51,498 - I don't wanna hear what Trunk will say. - I'll bet he didn't even see it. 200 00:14:51,585 --> 00:14:56,739 'That concludes our speciaI report. And now back to Miami Vice. ' 201 00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:09,418 Hey, nice work, buddy! You did it this time. 202 00:15:09,505 --> 00:15:12,383 Don't give me a swelled head, huh? 203 00:15:12,465 --> 00:15:15,423 - Cleaning out your locker? - I got laid off this morning. 204 00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:19,464 - I'm sorry. Anything I can do? - No, you've done enough already. 205 00:15:29,065 --> 00:15:32,421 - Hammer. - I'd like to register a formaI complaint. 206 00:15:32,505 --> 00:15:36,293 - Somebody wrote "fink" on my locker. - Yes, Hammer, that was me. 207 00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:40,503 - What's going on? - Ever since your brilliant performance, 208 00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:42,541 City Hall has been up in arms. 209 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:45,139 The Mayor has ordered me to lay off half my men. 210 00:15:45,225 --> 00:15:49,503 The only consolation I can think of is that I am rid of you. 211 00:15:49,585 --> 00:15:53,180 - I'm suspended again, right? Pity. - No, you don't understand. 212 00:15:53,265 --> 00:15:58,055 You are fired, sacked, dumped, banished, terminated! 213 00:15:58,145 --> 00:16:01,057 You're outta here, you're history! That's a wrap! 214 00:16:01,745 --> 00:16:03,497 What are you getting at? 215 00:16:04,425 --> 00:16:09,704 Hammer, you are no longer a cop. 216 00:16:19,905 --> 00:16:23,181 Sorry, Hammer. They laid off a lot of good men. 217 00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:26,940 They ought to be adding cops, not getting rid of 'em. 218 00:16:28,145 --> 00:16:30,943 Guess everybody thinks I let 'em down, huh? 219 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:36,256 - I'm gonna go. - Thought about a new job? 220 00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:38,301 No, I was born to do this! 221 00:16:39,425 --> 00:16:42,576 When I was a kid, I took a vocationaI aptitude test. 222 00:16:42,665 --> 00:16:46,340 They said I was best suited to be a cop! A cop! 223 00:16:47,225 --> 00:16:49,375 A cop or a game show host. 224 00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:52,459 Listen, there's a lot of things you can do. 225 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:58,461 I mean, I'm sure you can find something that's worthy of your unique capabilities. 226 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,541 All right, you people, move along. 227 00:17:04,785 --> 00:17:06,741 The rest of you people, stay there. 228 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,061 All right, kids, come on along. 229 00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:25,498 Gee, mister, can I see your gun? 230 00:17:27,105 --> 00:17:31,098 Son, this thing is not a toy. You remember that, all right? 231 00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:35,938 Go ahead. 232 00:17:36,025 --> 00:17:37,902 This city is going wild. 233 00:17:37,985 --> 00:17:42,137 I got snipers and no SWAT team, bombs and no explosives experts 234 00:17:42,225 --> 00:17:46,184 and, on top of that, there's an outbreak of crossing guard brutality. 235 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:49,940 Sir, if things are so bad, perhaps you should consider Hammer. 236 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:55,577 Hammer? Hammer? He single-handedly caused this entire mess. 237 00:17:55,665 --> 00:17:59,817 Do you really think you should let one bad day ruin a man's career? 238 00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:03,181 One bad... One? One bad day? 239 00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:07,622 Are we talking about Sledge "I didn't know the thing was loaded" Hammer? 240 00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:13,257 Yes? Oh, that's all I need. 241 00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:16,303 All right, I'll get on it. Thank you. Goodbye. 242 00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:19,297 There's been a bomb planted in the business district. 243 00:18:19,385 --> 00:18:23,742 There are over a thousand people down there. Report to the scene immediately. 244 00:18:23,825 --> 00:18:26,055 Alone? What do you expect me to do? 245 00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:29,815 Look good. 246 00:18:29,905 --> 00:18:35,184 Attention, I want the attention... 247 00:18:35,265 --> 00:18:37,859 All right, sorry, kid, you're clean. Go ahead. 248 00:18:37,945 --> 00:18:40,903 '.. update on the business district bomb scare. 249 00:18:40,985 --> 00:18:45,934 'The Extortionist time bomb could go off any second. Police have evacuated... ' 250 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:50,541 Sorry, kid, I need this. OfficiaI schooI crossing guard business. 251 00:18:57,585 --> 00:19:02,340 No one has found the bomb and soon a neighbourhood will be laid to waste 252 00:19:02,425 --> 00:19:06,100 and no one has the courage to do anything about it, especially... 253 00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:07,937 Look out! 254 00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:13,098 Quit Iying down on the job, Gumm. Keep your dignity. 255 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:16,143 - My cast! - I'll have to sign that later. 256 00:19:16,225 --> 00:19:20,616 - I got a bomb to take care of. - Hammer, what are you doing here? 257 00:19:20,705 --> 00:19:24,664 I won't let some mutant blow up half this city, especially the half I live in. 258 00:19:24,745 --> 00:19:29,102 - The bombers are leftist militants. - I hate those guys. 259 00:19:29,185 --> 00:19:32,939 They asked for a million dollars, a plane, and an end to Star Wars. 260 00:19:33,025 --> 00:19:37,780 - Yeah, well, three movies were enough. - They tied sticks of dynamite to a clock. 261 00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:42,461 Dynamite tied to a clock. Oh, finding that will be child's play. 262 00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,583 Turn that off! I don't wanna make a hero outta that bozo! 263 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,816 More than you're doing, Gumm. Gimme that. 264 00:20:02,905 --> 00:20:04,861 We'll let the public decide. 265 00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:14,820 Doreau, get out, get out! Only a fooI would come in here! 266 00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:20,977 - What's this? - These are the clocks I checked. 267 00:20:21,065 --> 00:20:23,499 - I got all these to go yet. - You'll never make it. 268 00:20:23,585 --> 00:20:26,543 The bomb's gonna go off in a couple of seconds. 269 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:31,016 I got an idea. Stand back. 270 00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:58,221 Bingo! 271 00:21:18,185 --> 00:21:21,541 - You know how to disarm a bomb? - I don't. 272 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:26,653 I have this. Bomb Disarming, my Book Of The Month Club selection this month. 273 00:21:28,465 --> 00:21:30,820 Go, Hammer, go! 274 00:21:30,905 --> 00:21:35,376 Go, Hammer, go! Go, Hammer, go! Go, Hammer, go! 275 00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:37,979 Go, bomb, go! Go, bomb, go! 276 00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:42,217 - Go, Hammer, go! - Go, Hammer, go. Go, Hammer, go. 277 00:21:42,305 --> 00:21:47,220 All right, here we go. "If remaining wires are orange and brown... " 278 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:51,423 Orange and brown. Check. ".. see next volume in the series. " TypicaI! 279 00:21:51,505 --> 00:21:53,461 - What are we gonna do? - Don't panic. 280 00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:58,983 I've been in pressure packed situations before and there's only one thing to do. 281 00:21:59,065 --> 00:22:01,101 Eenie, meenie, minie, mo. 282 00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:09,457 Whoa! 283 00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:14,658 What...? Time to get up! 284 00:22:26,865 --> 00:22:29,425 Enough adulation. 285 00:22:31,905 --> 00:22:34,863 Well, I guess even a cretin can look good on TV. 286 00:22:34,945 --> 00:22:36,697 Don't flatter yourself. 287 00:22:36,785 --> 00:22:41,700 Take a second look at this city's cops that took a bum rap on account of me. 288 00:22:41,785 --> 00:22:46,222 By the way, I got something for you. Officer, would you hold this, please? 289 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,695 Let's go, Doreau. 290 00:23:07,025 --> 00:23:08,981 Hammer, because of your effort, 291 00:23:09,065 --> 00:23:12,455 the Mayor has allowed me to rehire my entire force. 292 00:23:12,545 --> 00:23:18,654 And it has also been approved that we all receive a 20% increase in benefits. 293 00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:23,624 Never thought I'd see the day when I'd say this, but, Hammer, 294 00:23:23,705 --> 00:23:25,855 I'm proud to have you on the force. 295 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:31,383 If there's anything I can do to show my appreciation, just let me know. 296 00:23:31,465 --> 00:23:33,217 Thank you and get out. 297 00:23:33,825 --> 00:23:35,781 Well, actually, there is one thing. 298 00:23:35,865 --> 00:23:37,059 No! 299 00:23:37,145 --> 00:23:39,898 Well, you said anything. No, you said it. If you don't... 300 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:43,022 All right, all right, all right. What is it? 301 00:23:43,105 --> 00:23:47,337 It's something I've wanted to do for a long time, but it takes two people. 302 00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:50,144 This does not involve a gun, does it? 303 00:23:50,825 --> 00:23:54,261 No, no! Come on, no, of course not. 304 00:24:00,185 --> 00:24:01,857 - No. No. - Try it. 305 00:24:01,945 --> 00:24:04,095 No! No. 306 00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:12,702 Hammer... 307 00:24:13,345 --> 00:24:15,256 Hammer! 308 00:24:15,306 --> 00:24:19,856 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0